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(kay / 22 / she/her or they/them)> (◕ᴥ◕し)

my name is kay. you can call me kay or kayotics or whatever. i make art and stupid text posts. i really like south park and i play dnd

tag posts you want me to see with #kayotics. i like getting questions about headcanons or dnd characters so feel free to send them

I reblog South Park, dogs, Ranma 1/2, and stupid text posts.

my art blog


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#spoonfulofart - my art tag
#im so upset - my otp tag
#headcanon city - headcanon tag
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jinnymoose:

zombietoasts:

jinnymoose:

this is an actual screenshot from an actual porno that is actually based off south park. and I don’t know who’s face is better.

matching icons for u and ur friends

EVERYBODY KEEPS ASKING ME ABOUT KENNY, LIKE YOU DONT WANT TO SEE KENNY YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND THEY NEVER SHOW HIM FRONT ON AND IT IS REALLY SCARY

I AM THOROUGHLY CONVINCED THE KENNY IS A SERIAL KILLER I AM VERY AFRAID

fuckyeahhayleywilliams:

The mothafuckin’ best.

Played: 67,085 times

official-plagueknight:

THIS IS MY AESTHETIC 

korrastyle:

being a 21+ year old in a fandom full of preteens and teens image

tautochronegrave asked: has toivo ever paid for sex? or is his game relatively decent so he can still pick up some ladies? what does he think his overall performance is?

he’s probably paid for sex, yes. there is 10 years of him wandering around, he’s most likely paid for sex at least once. He can pick up ladies, yeah, but he’s much better at it when he’s drunk. He’s never really had… game… but he’s friendly enough that sometimes he can charm girls with his quirkiness.

i don’t know if he really thinks much of his own performance, but he doesn’t go into sex thinking “yeah i’m gonna have a good fuck and its gonna feel great”, he goes into it thinking “i’m going to make this other person feel really good and THEY’RE gonna feel great” so he spends a lot of time focusing on that rather than himself. He probably thinks he’s not very great at sex, though.

tautochronegrave asked: Now that toivos a girl has he tried gettin himself off? Does he want to?

I HAVE TRIED TO NOT THINK ABOUT THAT but honestly if he got any time alone he probably fucking tried. thats definitely something he would ahve been curious about and he would have attempted to do. If he hasn’t yet, he’s contemplated it.

i mean, even if he hasn’t, he’s definitely played with the boobs so.

i saw other people doing this so…. should… i do tmi tuesday for oc’s……….. (i’d just have toivo and vivianne to ask for so…)

shatterstag:

ztacey:

coelasquid:

tentakrule:

elizabethplaid:

Currently taking the Can we guess who you are in 20 questions? thing, because a couple friends took it. So does this ball pit look like fun? I can’t look at ball pits the same way again after seeing the kerfluffle of DashCon 2014.

Edit: My quiz results were mostly wrong.

Here is our best guess at who you are:
1. You are male.
2. You are still a teenager, but won’t be one for very much longer.
3. You’re in college and are already worried about finding the perfect job that will be both fulfilling and will pay well. Your future worries you more than you’d like to admit.
4. You have beautiful, silky brown hair and big eyes.
5. You know that if you’d only believe in yourself more, things would be much easier for you. Yet you still doubt your instincts more than you should, instead of trusting them every time.

1. You are female.
2. You are currently in your mid fifties.
3. You have a wonderful big family and a deep loving connection with your lifelong partner.
4. You have Short hair, light colored eyes and stylish glasses. 
5. You have long ago decided to live every minute to the fullest. Your life experiences taught you that no moment should be wasted on something or someone you don’t love.

it got #4 right so that’s 1/5 good job quizilla

1. You are male. 
2. You are in currently in your mid 30’s.
3. You are married and just became a parent. You are experiencing exciting days, and more are on their way, but through it all you remain strong, loving and deeply caring. 
4. You have short hair - partly gray, brown eyes and a fit body.
5. You decided long ago that your kids must have a better childhood than the one you had. You know you’ll do anything to make sure of that.

1. You are female.
2. You are currently in your twenties, you are single, dating at nights and balancing a promising career during the day.
3. You are smart, calculated, funny and imaginative.
4. You have black hair, dark eyes a cute nose.
5. You own a pet.

3 out of five aint bad (2 is only half right) 

1. You are female.
2. You are currently in your mid fifties.
3. You have a wonderful big family and a deep loving connection with your lifelong partner.
4. You have Short hair, light colored eyes and stylish glasses. 
5. You have long ago decided to live every minute to the fullest. Your life experiences taught you that no moment should be wasted on something or someone you don’t love.

well….1 1/5…??

Here is our best guess at who you are:
1. You are female.
2. You are currently in your twenties, you are single, dating at nights and balancing a promising career during the day.
3. You are smart, calculated, funny and imaginative.
4. You have black hair, dark eyes a cute nose.
5. You own a pet.

i dont really date but pretty much all of these are true. i guess fish kind of count as a pet

hello world i’m tipsy

mirifika:

fyeahcanines:

Paisley Puppy (by Signature Move Siberians)

onthesideoftheotters:

bodysexgender:

vexednature:

tuxedoandex:

modernvampiresofnewyork:

What girls look for in guys

  • brown eyes
  • messy hair
  • cute nose
  • 4 paws
  • golden retriever 

but a man looking for a certain thing in girls? misogyny right? guys can’t be like “I look for girls who wear glasses and are thin and like to talk” nope that’s misogyny and it’s horrible. “equality”

oh my god did you even bother reading the post 

"not ALL dogs"

m’owner

deanprincesster:

carryontoabetterplaceabettertime:

deanprincesster:

the catholic church gives wine to 7 year olds but gay marriage is wrong

I mean this is totally out of context but is technically true. It is believed to be the blood of god and they are only given 1 tiny sip once a week but otherwise this is totally correct.

the catholic church encourages 7 year olds to drink blood every week but gay marriage is wrong

suarezalex:

okay seriously if you’re in a relationship or even a friendship and you find yourself spending more time crying out of sadness or arguing with them, leave them. i don’t care if they’re a modern day aphrodite/adonis or a gift bestowed upon you by the gods. toxic people are dangerous and i highly advise cutting them out of your life and finding someone who makes you laugh until you snort your drink out your nose instead.

shybat:

*romantically calls you dude*